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Dead Boner

by Dead Boner

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1.	Intro Samples 00:07	buy track
2.	Why Are All Bears Only Into Other Bears 00:02	buy track
3.	We're Both Bottoms... Well Shit! 00:02	buy track
4.	2 Gay 2 Function 00:02	buy track
5.	Gay Faaaaaart 00:01	buy track
6.	College Locker Room Gay Erotica 00:02	buy track
7.	Brokeback Mountain Isn't Even That Gay (There's Titties in It) 00:03	buy track
8.	God I Love "The Longest Yard" 00:03	buy track
9.	30, 6'1", 190 lb., bl/bl, masc, d/d free, 7 in. NO GROWLS 00:04	buy track
10.	Looking? 00:02	buy track
11.	Hey 00:02	buy track
12.	Dom Top Masc Alpha Only (Pussy) 00:07	buy track
13.	Don't Call It My Boipussy 00:06	buy track
14.	Saying You're Str8 in a Craigslist Ad Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha 00:06	buy track
15.	All My Boyfriends Started as Fucks 00:02	buy track
16.	Show Me That Butthole 00:03	buy track
17.	That's a Nice Butthole! (Bro) 00:09	buy track
18.	AHHHHHHH More Lube! 00:03	buy track
19.	Let's Fuck On These Beans 00:05	buy track
20.	Why Don't You Make Like a Banana and SHIT 00:04	buy track
21.	I Don't Understand Fisting It Seems Really Scary to Me 00:04	buy track
22.	Hey Dude, Want a Chili Dog? NO 00:03	buy track
23.	Rimming Is Not Just Foreplay No I Will Not Elaborate 00:04	buy track
24.	C'mere Bottom, I Made Dinner (Here's Your Bowl of Ice Water Bitch) 00:05	buy track
25.	Don't You Dare Cum in My Mouth (But You Can Piss) 00:05	buy track
26.	I Gave Up Bottoming for Buffalo Wild Wings 00:06	buy track
27.	If You're Not Fucking Septuagenarians You're Missing Out 00:05	buy track
28.	Can We Not Talk About My Mom Right Now? 00:04	buy track
29.	Bottomin' on the Ottoman 00:04	buy track
30.	What Does "Gaywad" Even Mean? 00:04	buy track
31.	"Just Don't Shove It in My Face" Then Don't Tell Me About Your Wife and Kids 00:05	buy track
32.	Eat Ass or Perish 00:07	buy track
33.	By the Way Trans Rights Human Rights 00:03	buy track

credits

released April 3, 2023

Vocals - Big Softly
Drums - Downward Lars
Engineering, really awesome bad ideas, and drums on “30, 6’1”, 190 lb., bl/bl, masc, d/d free, 7in. NO GROWLS” - Rick Buttz

Gang vocals on “By the Way Trans Rights Human Rights” - Big Softly, Downward Lars, Rick Buttz

All lyrics by Big Softly except:
“Can We Not Talk About My Mom Right Now” and “Bottomin’ on the Ottoman” by Big Softly and Rick Buttz
"2 Gay 2 Function" is from Mean Girls
"Let's Fuck on These Beans" is from Zack and Miri Make a Porno
"Why Don't You Make Like a Banana and SHIT" is from Tourette's Guy
Samples from Beerfest and Auntie Angel

All music arrangements by Big Softly, Downward Lars, and Rick Buttz

Logo by Kyle Messick
Cover "art" and "design" by Big Softly

These songs are mostly really stupid and tongue-in-cheek. Kinkshaming, position shaming, name-calling, and stereotypes/generalizations for real are silly.

Definitely play this album with no gaps between songs, or it'll be even worse.

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